Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Groucho Marx

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Joan Rivers

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

George Burns

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

Gracie Allen

I can feel guilty about the past, Apprehensive about the future, but only in the present can I act. The ability to be in the present moment is a major component of mental wellness.

Abraham Maslow

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

Frank Zappa 

The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.

B. B. King

Life is the past, the present and the perhaps.

Bette Davis

The first wealth is health.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together and you've got a kingdom.

Jack LaLanne

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.

Jim Rohn

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly.

Stephen Covey

Adversity introduces a man to himself.

Albert Einstein

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.

Whoopi Goldberg

No one has a greater asset for his business than a man's pride in his work.

Hosea Ballou

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Harry S Truman

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

Dr. Seuss

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.

Wayne Dyer

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

George Eliot

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

E. W. Howe

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Charles Dudley Warner

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.

Anais Nin